Scenes from a Bridal Magazine #1

Quote from a wedding dress designer: "Large blooming accents, flowers and petals helped create extravagant and romantic wedding gowns". No...they helped to create this:


And what blushing bride doesn't want to look like they're wearing adult diapers on their wedding day?

But wait, ladies! There's more! This same designer came out with this gem:



You know what this dress says to me? If you happen to have an old comforter lying around, you too can become a wedding dress designer!

And just when I thought nothing could top those two dresses, I turned the page and found this:



Because nothing says haute couture like wearing a feather duster on your ass.

You'd think that would be enough for one magazine article....but you'd be wrong:



It's nice to have Kleenex so very handy on such an emotional day.